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When you feel happy, sad, grumpy, weird, or sick: write a fucking poem.

"Using my real life struggles to be poetic. It's art."

When you’re so envious of your friends and you become jealous…

jigglypuffsvevo:

person: what’s up

me: not much but please don’t ask that every day because then i’ll have to start making things up because i rarely do anything

chimchams:

i want these tweets on my grave

scarletrougelipstick:

Crying is healthy I support it lets all cry

egberts:

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

markiplier:

magiciandelphox:

dogiplier:

Stop scrolling. Read this. Remember this.

If you can’t take it from him, take it from a survivor like me. These are REAL words.

Easy for you to say, Mark. You have thousands of dollars in the bank and a stable, fun, job. Your basically a celebrity. Millions of fans would die for you. For some people like me who have been to a low place in my life where I wanted to end it, sometimes life isn’t fair. It was fair to you, it certainly wasn’t fair to me. So telling people like us who live shit lives, and will never benefit or make any difference to the world that life is worth living, makes no sense. 

It may be hard to imagine but I have been at that low point too. It’s true, I do have a wonderful job and a comfortable life but before that came the dark times. I remember lying in a hospital bed and staring up at the ceiling and just wondering “WHY.” I had just had a tumor removed, was in thousands of dollars of debt, exited an abusive relationship, and lost my job with only my mom’s basement to look forward to. And while my story may not be as low as many others have been, I’m living proof that you can pull yourself out of the darkness. You just have to believe that the future can be better. ALWAYS believe.

jodiefoster:

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright 
also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

anxiety: prepare for trouble
depression: and make it double

scumbugg:

nothing turns me on more than someone who sincerely cares about me and who directly communicates their intentions

bepeu:

*organizes a meeting w my mind, body, and soul* so what the fuck is going on around here

martziplier98:

Why is he like this?!

dickzoned:
“ aidadoesdoodles:
“ billshitposts:
“ ghara2:
“ lily-d247:
“ afatblackfairy:
“ sniggadoodles:
“ lisa-beignet:
“ theincognegra:
“ This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
”
“I’m getting back in line.” ”
OKAY but i just...

dickzoned:

aidadoesdoodles:

billshitposts:

ghara2:

lily-d247:

afatblackfairy:

sniggadoodles:

lisa-beignet:

theincognegra:

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

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THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

Person: Pokemon Go is lame
Me: Don't talk to me or my 49 ratattas ever again
what-are-thooosseeee:
“ weallheartonedirection:
“ How to get out stains using other things
”
TO SAVE A LIFE
”

what-are-thooosseeee:

weallheartonedirection:

How to get out stains using other things

TO SAVE A LIFE